4KK Fantasy footy squad 22/23.

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It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for.
The 4KK footy squad is an integral part of this site ( it is in my own head anyway ).

It’s been a hard old slog this close season. I’ve been working around the clock with my chief negotiator sorting out deals and releasing/ selling players to balance the books. We aren’t Barcelona ya know 🤣

After a fruitful season last time out I thought it was time to trim the squad but also add a couple of proven quality players to the squad.

Being the total bitch that I am I’ve culled….I mean released a few players, though I did get a fee for one of them.

I’ve also improved the infrastructure of my backroom team.
For the first time ever, we actually have a first team coach. Well, I can’t coach you nutters all on my own.

We also have a new head of nutrition, yep, I know it’s shocking but if the 4KK team wants to progress then nutrition is the answer…..KFC it is then.

Also we have a new position for Chief negotiator ( I think I’ve mentioned that already. It’s fooking late ya fooking know).

This might go on a bit……

Player releases-;
Tractor Mike….. Retired ( the ald git🙄🤭)
Cabbage god 2…..released.
Carr71………released.
Hawthorn…..Retired.
Jose M4….sold for £12 million.

Before I announce the new additions there are a couple of squad number changes.
Dimi ( formally no. 12 ) is now no. 5
Asif,( formally no. 36 ) is now no. 9
DaBandit ( formally no. 9 ) is now no. 19

Ok onto the new signings.
Danny signed from we ain’t as good as 4KK. Yep it’s actually a team, apparently. He can play DM but is also comfortable as a AM. His shirt number is 21. I expect our coffers to sky rocket 🚀 with sales of his name and number.

Also signed is dbm, a classy LCB to replace the retired Tractor Mike. He takes Dimi’s previous no. 12.

Before I reveal all players and numbers we do have a larger backroom team this season.
Some are familiar faces and some are moving into other areas in readiness for hanging up their boots.

Soop our club coach driver has been rewarded with a 25 year contract extension. He likes to drive down ( or up, he’s not bothered ) the wrong side of the road when we play in Europe, especially Portugal but man he makes cracking cheese, onion and mustard sandwiches.

Mickey Mouser will still be carrying the halftime refreshments of Oranges Lucozade and Single Malt whisky.

Conor remains as Assistant Manager, despite Jerry’s attempted bribes to displace him.

Sir Matty remains head of analytical stuff. There’s no one better, said next doors 🐈.

New positions -:
Tractor Mike has retired from footy but his knowledge of KFC and McD is vital. Therefore he has become head of nutrition.

Stu has taken his coaching badges, I know, he kept that quiet and becomes first team coach.

Jerry, LCM has taken on extra responsibility and has become chief negotiator. He insists on flogging Conor but I’ve put my foot down on this one. A flogging is sure to hurt.

I did warn you this was gonna be a long one🤷

Without further a thingy do, I think?

Here is the 22/23 4KK footy squad.

1 GDoc……goalie.
2 Atatürk5 RB
3 Jock LB
4 Y.O. RCB
5 Dimi LCB
6 Stu DM
7 Sir Matty RCM
8 Conor LCM
9 Asif CF
10 John LW
11 Greg RW
12 dbm LCB
14 Gord LB
15 Rightous Dude RCM
16 Romper CF
17 Richard Hall LCM
18 RedOrDead Striker
19 DaBandit DM
20 SB goalie
21 Danny DM/AM
22 Alan Cronin LW
23 PJ LW
24 Steve 6 cups RB
25 Rampant Red RW/RCM
29 Finchy RCB
30 Bri10 RCM
31 Jerry LCM
32 Thiago’s Señora RCB
34 KloppiteE RW

There’s ya team and staff for the 22/23 season.
If you’ve read this far down you must be fooking nuts.

We are the 4KK crew n fook the rest.