Euros Matches 13 – 6 – 2021
Some people seem to have got the idea the yesterday’s carefully considered minimalist approach to the Euros meant that we didn’t much care for them and frankly couldn’t be arsed to do proper match threads for the games. Nothing could be nearer to the truth.
Stung by the implied criticism and whilst you lot were sleeping I was trawling through the charred remains of 4kk’s extensive archives to come up with some background on the teams playing today. How the 4kk archives came to be charred is a long and sorry story involving our decision to expand the 4kk.© brand internationally and relocate our HQ to Paris. As part of the move we entered into an agreement with Notre Dame Cathedral to store our archives in their loft and as they say, the rest is a charred and smoky history. For ongoing legal reasons our lawyers, Cockwater, Gash and Bumhead, have advised me not to comment on the scurrilous and unfounded (or at least unproven) reports about a carelessly discarded cigarette butt on the night of the great fire and coinciding with my last visit …
Anyway, I digress. Today’s games are: Engerland v Croatia 14:00, Austria v North Macedonia 17:00 (the match that most pundits feel would have been a worthy final) and finally, Netherregions v Ukraine 20:00 (Mike this one is for you and as they say the future’s bright, the future’s ummmm blue and yellow?….).
That completes the results of my extensive researches. Just a final message to Christian Eriksen to get well soon
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