BlueShite V The Mighties.

AN ARTICLE BY RED

It’s the Derby, well the BlueShite think it is.
Let me tell you a story……..
..back in 1979 we played these Muppets at Anfield and all hell broke loose. Toe to toe fighting. 10 v 10. Fooknose where the goalies were.
I was a 14 year old back then n damn I was impressed with how much we battered them. Scoreline 2-2.

It wasn’t actually a battering but we did fook em up.and we won the league, which was normal back then.

Back in 1878 or summat ( when Stu was a lad ) the BlueShite formed. It only took them 14 years to get kicked out of Anfield coz they couldn’t be arsed paying their rent. Oh well.


If you want to know your history…….yeah I put that in for shits n giggles coz it’s what the BlueShite say….


On a seriously serious note, the BlueShite weren’t always as shite as they are today. They just forgot to pay their rent. This can happen to anyone , according to Nightsbridge Jerry.

This fixture used to be important to us but it’s not as important as it was when I was a lad when dinosaurs roamed the earth. No change there then.


Back in 1878 when Stu was a teenager the BlueShite where the only club in Liverpool. Unfortunately by 1892 they stopped paying their rent and were kicked right the fook out of Anfield. I’d digress but as you all know I’m a lazy fooker n can’t really be arsed……but,. A Bluenose friend of mine doesn’t actually know his history.. but anyway. they are thick as fook.


Back in the 50″s the BlueShite where quite good. 1955 we fooked them in the FA cup. We didn’t win the cup in that year but we fooked the fook out of the BlueShite when we were in the 2nd Division.


As time progressed a wee Scotlander turned up on our doorstep n he swears more than me, apparently. Jock knows him very well according to Conor.

To cut to the chase coz I talk way to much shite….next doors 🐈 can testify, which is why she sleeps a lot around here.

The Liverpool derby ( the BlueShite hate the fact we don’t really care

History as we know it is we beat those fookers more then we don’t.


Today is the day we put them to the sword, though Arthor has been warned to leave his at home.

Todays predicted team…. This is were next doors 🐈 steps in coz she’s a clever lil fooker.

Ali,

Trent….Matip…Big fooking Virg…..Robbo.

Harvey…. Fabs…. Carvalho….

Salah….Firms…. Diaz.

If you want subs fooking hell…ask Conor.

We’re gonna fook em,