Newcastle United v Liverpool.

So here we are on match day three. Today we take on the Geordies from Saudi Arabia….oooops, I mean Newcastle.

They do have a bit of history though, unlike some others clubs I could mention….. BlueShite, Chavs, Cheats and so many more.

Formed in 1892, the same year as the greatest footy team the world has ever seen ( that’s us if you’ve forgotten) They’ve won the league 4 times and apparently they’re the 9th most successful club in England, though to be honest if I was them I really wouldn’t want to shout about that too loudly.

For many years, many decades in fact they’ve been on the outside looking in were trophies are concerned. They once had a day out in London back in 1974 and got their belly tickled before getting their ass well and truly pumped in the FA cup final, against the greatest footy club the world has ever seen….yep, that’s us again.

There have been some memorable matches between the two clubs, proper exciting stuff too.

Unfortunately they’ve now entered the dark side and are no longer deemed a football club with any morals. Their fans are proper chuffed about that, bless their lil darned socks.

Winning is everything so let’s win it for the hell of it.

We are LIVERPOOL!