Merry Christmas 4KK Crew.

Merry fooking Christmas to all you nutters, you’re all very nice really 🙄.

Its that time of year when everyone is nice to others,well most are anyway.

Jerry got ratted last night , thankfully he left his Porsche at home, but he did get into a spot of bother on his ( usually ) 10 minute walk home from the pub. He had an argument with a lampost, it was a rather large one at that but Jer was undeterred. He was adamant the lampost had to move out of his way, so he hit it……..Jer was in A&E for a few hours before he received treatment for two broken fingers and three crushed nuckles. Christmas hey🤷.

Asif went for a ride on his trusty steed this morning up, down and around the mountains of Birmingham. After half an hour his horse 🐴 ( yet to be named ) said, ” Fook this shite Asif, it’s Christmas, isn’t it time I rode you?” Bit rude I know and I can’t possibly elaborate any further before the 9 o’clock watershed.

Stu went for a ride on his bicycle and fell off, no change there then. He’s waiting as we speak in a line to be admitted to the accident and emergency bike repair shop

Jock had a night out last night with his missus. He won’t be around til later tonight due to unforeseen circumstances.

DaBandit is out sifting through snow. It’s a bit weird but he obviously likes doing weird shit hunting like that 🤷.

Christmas is a funny old time of year, not as weird as new years eve though, which I will discuss in greater detail next week, when it’s actually new fooking year. In the meantime it’s Christmas day, so I won’t get ahead of myself, for obviously obvious reasons.

Conor sent me some explicit images yesterday, the day before and the day before that. To be honest he sends them all the time. Unfortunately I can’t share them on a family site like this. I’d have to ban someone if I did n it wouldn’t be me coz that would be kinda stupid to ban oneself. Though I have actually done that before n it wasn’t funny but that’s a story for a later date.

Anyfookingway enough of my rambling , n trust me I could go on and on and …………..

4KK is renewed for a further 3 years. Negotiations were tough but we got over the line with a day to spare. On the downside we had to rent out Mike’s Daisy the 🐄 for a month, plus Asif’s 🐎 has been rented for stud for two months. We did attempt to negotiate a deal ( to drive the price down ) to rent out Stu’s bicycle. That offer was flatly refused, a bit like his tyres, flat as fook they are which is probably why he keeps falling off the fooking thing. Reference ⬆️.

I can’t remember where I was up to now, n I’m not going to re read the shite I’ve just written to find out

3 more years of this lunacy is up and good to go and it’s all because of you the community that compels us to keep this lil piece of heaven going. I’m not convinced heaven is the right word but hey next doors 🐈 forced me to write that. She can be very persuasive when she puts her mind to it.

Have a wonderful Christmas you crazy wonderful people.

I forgot to mention a topic….oh well you lot make up your own topic.

This is 4KK at Christmas.

May peace and happiness shine through each and everyone of you.