Friday gossip & music.

Plenty of gossip to digest this week.

Thiago broke down on the pitch again the other day. He said his tears were because he felt he was over played which is why his muscle disintegrated after the excessive 8 minutes he played. His agent said they’re looking forward to sitting down with the club to discuss a new long term contract. God forbid.

One of my inside moles has mentioned he knows the real honest to god true reason why Klopp is leaving. He said he’ll reveal all for £100,000.

Poch doesn’t fear the sack as he reckons he’s turned the Chavs into winners after beating Aston Villa on Wednesday night. So it’s got nothing to do with Chavs being unable to pay him off after spending a billion on utter shite then🤷.

In other gossip,

Daisy the 🐄 hasn’t been seen around the farm for close to a week. Mike says the extra beef he’s been consuming is due to a special deal by his local butcher and has nothing to do with the disappearance of his prize cow. Yeah right.

I’m fairly certain you all have plenty of gossip to share but if not you can always play some music instead.

Hit it!