Friday Gossip & Music.

This weeks gossip,

Chiesa has been in the wars recently , yes, he’s injured. When questioned about his sore toe he said, ” There’s a bed in the treatment room with my name on it. It’s got my name on it because I put my name on it after removing Naby Jack the sick note lad name on it.”

Trent, Mo and VVD are apparently holding back contract talks due to the fact they’re jointly trying to purchase a local fishing plot on the Leeds to Liverpool canal. This has not yet been verified by 4KK News, which probably means it’s not actually true.

Apparently Trump the gimp and Putin the Putrid have had a love in phone call, expressing their deep desire to live a harmonious life together. Who said long distance romances don’t work. Lube production has increased by 69% last month alone.

In other gossip,

In depth investigations have been investigated in regards to the questions raised last week on why Mike bought a new bicycle and why he was going missing ………often. As reported last week i put one of my finest South of the Peoples Republic of Liverpool investithingy on the case.

After hours and hours Of undercover ( it’s quite cold this time of year ) investigation we here at the 4KK Newsroom can confirm Mike has been meeting Stu for bicycle fitness training ( personally I’d rather have a ciggy and a beer ) in anticipation of the not so forthcoming bicycle world championship trials. They’ve been hitting the hills around Bath and other odd places. Asif and his horse met up with them the other day for a workout. Unfortunately Asif’s horse hasn’t left the local pub, the Horse and Jockey since. Personally I’d rename that pub ‘ The drunken horse and jockeyless’.

Anyfookingway, that’s enough of my telling tales out of school. How about your gossip. I’m sure you have shit loads to share. If not then play some music instead.

A special mention for Gdoc. Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your family in Lebanon. May they stay safe and free from harm. We are all family here my friend and we care.

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