Friday Gossip & Music.

This weeks gossip.

Apparently the orange twat called the murdering twat the other day and had a 90 minute love in. Valerie told the orange twat how special he was, Trump agreed and said he can have Ukraine. Valerie laughed his baps off. It’s so easy manipulating the orange Narcissistic wanker.

Slot is fuming at Oliver, well we all are. He’s an absolute cunt. But hey, we’re 7 PTS clear whilst the BlueShite celebrate their draw long into the year. Gobshites.

In other gossip,

Knightsbridge Jerry popped to his local Tesco this morning in his Lamborghini. It cost him more in petrol than he spent on groceries. The speeding ticket didn’t help either.

I’m sure you’ve all got your own news to share so fooking share it then, or you can always post some music instead.

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