Friday Gossip & Music.

There’s a lot going on in the world at the moment.

There’s the stock market going up and down more than a brides knickers, especially when the groom is sleeping. This is what happens when you make Knightsbridge Jerry the best man…….the grooms wife can verify this….. apparently.

There’s been the chaos somewhere close to the Arctic too. Apparently a bunch of penguins are up in arms after being tariffed on fish…..or something like that.

But the biggest news story of the week is the forthcoming extension to the 4KK public house.

Stu drafted some plans a couple of months ago with the local council. The proposal is to fill in the sandpit, since Conor doesn’t pop around to play with Jer anymore. Also Stu’s plans are to extend beyond the beer garden and buy the land beyond. His aim is to build sustainable living houses for the less fortunate. Thats our Stu for ya, always thinking of others….plus the few quid he’ll make selling them, obviously.

We should receive news on said project in the near to distant future. Myself and Jock will leave it all to Stu ( as we normally do) and await the fruits of our ( non ) labour once the houses are built.

If any of you are in need of sustainable housing then get in touch with our solicitors, whatever the fook they’re called.

In the meantime play some tunes whilst you wait ( years probably )

Hit it!

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