A chat about nothing in particular.
As you all know, I’m cutting back on my swearing and next doors 🐈 is helping me with my speeeling, which is nice.
Its been a nutty old season which we didn’t expect on the back of the previous one, but hey, that’s just how it goes, sometimes.
There’s been a bit of news today, fed to the 4KK newsroom from our American Ambassador, GDoc that Finchy ( vice American Ambassador…yeah he cried that one in 😂) and Matty, Vice President of recruitment hatched a plan to storm 4KK headquarters because they were not pleased with the lack of the newsroom taking on their reports.
Well if they’re fake news we are not going to publish them because we here in the 4KK newsroom only deal with fact, as Rafa once said…….several times.
Moving on,
A funny thing happened in Liverpool today, a lot of singers arrived and performed utter shite ( ooops, I mean pish. I’m not supposed to swear these days ). Seriously though it was utter pish….I mean shite, n to think I missed the cheats match for that?
In other news,
Naby hobbled to the loo on crutches. His wife told him to stop play acting coz there’s no camaras to play act in front of…….or so they believe,
We have clear and obvious evidence Naby jack the sicknote lad was performing cartwheels across his living room this very day. My ( one of shitloads) of Merseyside reporters was verifying this….just before he was arrested for voyeurism. Next door but ones 🐕 will get him off, once he’s bitten the judge’s arse. The judge likes that, which is probably why he’s being investigated by the pol-ice. It’s a seedy old world.
Back on topic……if you can find a topic then you’re very clever coz I’ve got no idea ( notice I didn’t swear? The drugs are working……this time ) what the topic is, but hey we’ve got a few days to kill….I mean pass before music night so chat amongst yourselves, just not to yourself. That would mean me sending my doctors around n they’re proper shite, trust me.
Jer took his private plane out today for a spin coz his Porsche was in the garage in Knightsbridge for a oil change….he’s a lazy fooker is our Jer, Conor agrees from Jocks back garden. The curtains are still closed btw.
Jer only took his plane out to buy cakes, bloody expensive ones mind. On his return to his plane he was arrested for blocking a public highway. He was searched, which is normal for the pol-ice to do coz they’re weird and enjoy putting their hands in pockets, though to be fair to the pol-ice they put their hands in their own pockets on a regular basis…..I know…
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Tractor Mike took his cow for a walk today. After several hours out in the field his cow gave him a lift home, on her back. Daisy is obviously awaiting her chance to get back in to Soho and her nail bar. She’s playing the looooooooog game. Not all cows are thick, y’know, apart from my ex wife, obviously. One might ask why did I marry her? Well she’s got big baps.
i told ya I’d write a pile of shite. Glad to not disappoint 😁.
