A muse…..ish.
Well, it’s been a funny old month,
Crazy happenings in the world of footy. Competitions have been on hold for a month…..I know, crazy or what 🤷.
Thankfully normal service shall resume before ya can say where did da footy go?
Speaking of nonsensical stuff I believe there was a amateur event on the otherside of the world recently, I asked next doors 🐈 what it was called n she said, ” Gee- zuez Red, don’t you read the 4KK news reports? You’re supposed to be the editor FFS ” Well she didn’t actually swear, cats can’t swear, apparently. Though she does talk sense, most of the time.
Christina, formally known as Ronnie stilettos is in complete meltdown after that Messi fooker won a lil goblet on Sunday. He was like, “Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all?” Christina fell on his heels when the mirror answered, “It’s not you ya twat, it never has been…..ya twat”.
Hence to say he’s not very pleased with his mirror (s) all 40 of them so he threw them in the street, just missing a small child and her doggie. He’s such a twat.
Macron today pledged war on Argentina, which was swiftly retracted as Argentina have more gold than they do….a lil shiny thing the size of …..well, something the naked or knackered eye can’t see.
4KK news,
We have a new member to the crew, Oscar. Welcome to the loony bin. You’re not getting any of my meds, so forget those evil thoughts.
Conor was blamed again today for something. Jerry agreed Conor is deffo to blame. Conor shouted at Jerry, Jerry shouted back. Stu stepped in and proclaimed there will be no ice cream for either of them if they didn’t behave. Silence was again restored. Stu is good at that.
If that didn’t work Jock threatened to raise his kilt……in anger. Luckily such a thing was t required.
Sir Matty has promised to write a stimulating article on the player Kudos ( or whatever the fook his name is ). Well, he hasn’t yet promised but he damn well will, said next door but ones 🐕.
As musings go this is down there with probably the worst I’ve ever procured, n that’s fooking saying something, agreed Stu…. DaBandit, Jock, GDoc, Rightous Dude n every other fooker too. Oh well, I aim to displease.
Thankfully footy shall return in a few days. Back to the real footy and the continuation of climbing the many mountains we have before us.
Together we march,
As one we conquer the bloody world.
We are LIVERPOOL and Fook the Rest!
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