A Ramble…about nothing in particular.
Just a lil filler to see us through to the next article, which could happen at anytime soon 🤷. Probably very soon after this nonsense. N as you all know I’ve no particular idea where this is going or wtf I’m actually on about…..
Should I leave it there?
Well, it’s been a funny old season. The 4KK fantasy footy team are stuck in 12th place. With 37 games to go I don’t see how we can get out of this mess. I asked my Assistant Manager, Conor what his thoughts were, he was like……..🤷.
I asked our coach driver Soop n he advised a spliff, whatever the fook that is.
Then I asked Tractor Mike n he told me to stfu,coz he’s busy walking Daisy the Herefordshire cow n she doesn’t like the phone ringing when out for a walk in the fields.
In the news this month,
Ten Hag enjoyed a bonding session with Ronnie stilettos, though Ronnie stilettos was in Portugal. That’s what I call a bonding session.
Barfa are excelling in the world of fantasy footy, yep they’re fooked.
Pre season was a bit of a smallish affair but luckily we picked up loads of injuries to make a section of the fanbase really, like really, really happy.
In other monthly news,
It’s been sometime since we’ve heard about Alice the Alpaca but my roving reporter ( LCM, Assistant Manager & Chief Ireland and UK correspondent) Conor says she’s doing well and their son, ( debatable who the actual father is…right Jock?) Is growing at a healthy rate, though Conor did profess he hasn’t got a friggin clue what the kid is saying. Must be the Scottish accent, or the fact it might be a case of blaaaaah. I can’t speak Alpaca so don’t quote me on that, though I’m sure Soop will in the pub tomorrow.
That concludes today’s news.
In all seriousness though, I do write alot of shite about nothing in particular.
The season has only just begun and yet we have ( alleged) supporters screaming their tiny, minute nuts off because we’ve lost the league.
To a point I sympathize with them, only because they are obviously not well in the head.
A topic I’d like to discuss in detail is why do people believe the Earth 🌎 is round, when it’s obviously obvious it’s flat. Then again if the Earth 🌎 was flat then why doesn’t any fooker fall off the end of it. Next doors 🐈 says there’s a safety net that catches you and springs you back on the surface. Sorry, I forgot to mention the safety net has springs in it. Apologies.
I don’t ramble very much as you know but ………
Broadband has gone to fook……
Let’s discuss.
Busses feel unloved,
Let’s discuss.
Stu wants a return of the bicycle World Championship,
Discuss if you have the inclination.
Sid took Jock for a walk earlier today. He called me and stated Jock needs the exercise.
Knightsbridge Jerry LCM messaged me this morning. No idea what he said coz I had me phone on silent but I’m sure it was very stimulating nonetheless 🤷
We have a new ( or had ) a new 4KK bus but unfortunately ( or fortunately ) Soop forgot where he parked the fooking thing, and lost the keys to the bus he couldn’t remember where he parked it.
To add misery to more misery I’ve not quite finished yet.😭
Boris ( next door but ones 🐕) mentioned he’d fallen out with next doors 🐈. When my Merseyside reporter ( whom speaks both 🐕 & 🐈) asked wtf happened? They both spoke in English. He couldn’t understand a word they were saying. He only speaks 🐕 & 🐈 language, obviously.
Conor this morning decided to leave home. He said goodbye to his wife and children and vowed not to see them again….until he finished work. He’s a heartless fooker 😂.
A ramble about nothing in particular.
Stay safe 4KK crew👊
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