A thought or 3…It’s a ramble really.
Since our veteran and hero defending us lot is not available today…..due to shit loads of fire water…..well it was his birthday…I thought I’d write the post match article and articulate on the wider things we all hate….I mean love, FFS…Get off of my tablet……that’s next doors 🐈 btw. She’s always poking her nose in, the cheeky bitch, god bless her.
Anyway, where was I ?
Oh yes the post match summary.
We were shite.
That’ll do it. Jock will be proud I took over today 😳.
Well, it’s been a funny old week.
The one not to Truss fooked the fook off. I don’t do polies as you are all very aware of but it did give me a chuckle, but that’s coz I’m a bitch, unlike Lizzy the witch.🤭.
What shall we discuss?
The price of cheese has gone up like cows are out of fashion. Wtf is that about?
Everyone has or in my case had a cow, so why the friggin increase in price?
I blame Daisy the Herefordshire cow 🐄 for this.
As you all know, I hate working. I believe I should be given shit loads of money for doing absolutely fook all…..oh yeah, that’s the Tory party for ya. Next door but ones 🐕 would never allow me to join those freaks.
I don’t do politics anyfookingway 🤷.
Moving swiftly as a butterfly in the pissing down rain, we move on.
Back to the ( alleged) footy yesterday, we were proper shite. It was actually quite funny ( in a warped kinda way ) seeing so many ‘fans’ on other sites have a virtual meltdown right in front of my eyes. Some even came here to insult me….yes I know, me? Me, who would want to insult me? Fooking funny as fook coz me penguins got to eat last night, so I thank the trolls for that.
I’m rambling again, aren’t I?
The wind shines as the sun blows, the moon can never be seen as the dark clouds are so bright.
That’s a quote from zia. He’s such a funny lil twat.. I mean chap.
In 7 days I’ll be going back to work a year older…..how so? How is this possible? Fooknose🤷
I suppose I’d better wind this up before I run out of ink. Yes tablets require ink to yaknow.
It’s been a odd start to the season, very odd in fact but it is what it is and real supporters will support regardless…..even though we are ALL bemused on how things are going right now.
Can we win the league?
Yes we can, fooking unlikely but until next door’s 🐈 says it’s mathamaticthingy impossible then we still have a chance, though to be honest that mountain looks fooking huge. Not as huge as Stu’s bank balance, obviously.
So we rest a few players in the league n go gung the fooking ho in Europe….unlike Europe, especially Greece but hey that’s just me….
I think we’ve burnt to many eggs and toast too to win the league but as long as we are not relegated this season I’ll be happy……..said a BlueShite fan to me only this morning.
The league looks far away right now. But never say never.
On Wednesday we travel to Amsterdam…Soop is Bayside himself with excitement….. fooknose why🤷🤭.
In next doors 🐈 we trust…..?
Anyway we shall climb other mountains that are less prickly than the one we are faltering on, with less inclines n other weird shite to deal with.
Europe post Brexit is still our friend……said Conor.
I’ve forgotten what the fook I was rambling about now…..fffs.
A belated happy birthday to our resident armed forces hero, Jock. He’s still pissed, obviously….good lad.
Before I depart to plug my private parts into the national grid ( Jerry did that last night n blew the fooking thing up….it sounds like fun so I’ll give it a try.) I have only one thing left to say…..well maybe 2 or 3 tbh.
In the face of adversity we slap zia….coz it’s fun.
When trouble and strive happens upon us….? Divorce the fooker. I did.
But most importantly if you wanna beer but can’t be arsed fetching it yourself….then ask next doors 🐈 to deliver….She’s actually cheaper than go eat ( or whatever it’s fooking called ) and deliverooo. That’s a stupid name.
Ramble over nice got no fooking idea what I typed him too fooking lazy to check..
Remember who we are.
We are LIVERPOOL and Fook the fooking rest!
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