Category: Gossip & music

Can you believe it, next door but one’s 🐕 fathered a puppy recently and yesterday all the Easter eggs were eaten…. questions were asked. The puppy was grilled…..not literally for obviously obvious reasons. The...

This weeks gossip, Well bugger me sideways, it looks like our season is over. Knocked out of the FA fooking cup by Plymouth Arfookinggle.. You can just hear Shrek ( granny fiddler ) claiming...

It’s Friday Gossip & Music time………. ………. Unfortunately I’m on a day off n I’m going to write a pile of shite…..No change there I hear y’all say….. Bitches 😁. Mr. Slot said he’s...

Your weekly gossip n stuff…. Oscar’s favourite night of the week, he likes a bit of gossip & music does our Oscar. Tbh I actually forgot it’s Friday tomorrow so I’m sat here at...

This is your weekly gossip & music column, which I make up as I go along…. obviously. On Wednesday The Thunderbird said his team are shite…. We all know your team is shite, pal....

This weeks gossip , Darwin said he’s very upset about missing so many chances. Personally I’m upset too….upset we signed the donkey in the first place, Slot agrees. The Orange narcissistic piece of shite,...

This weeks gossip. Apparently the orange twat called the murdering twat the other day and had a 90 minute love in. Valerie told the orange twat how special he was, Trump agreed and said...

This week’s gossip, It’s been an odd week for a couple of our ex players. Hendo decided to tie up his rainbow laces and get the hell out of Holland to move to Monaco,...