Friday Gossip & Music.

It appears the penguins have found a friend. Either that or they’re stalking the fooker.

This weeks gossip column.

Word in certain quarters suggest there are a host of individuals wanting to wallow in manure. There’s Tuchel who can’t win a league in a one horse race. There’s Maureen who can’t keep a job and yet they both want to manage a pile of 💩. Dyche wants a pop at the job too. When asked why he said well he couldn’t take the BlueShite down but he hopes for better things with the SkipRats, stressing he’ll try to achieve relegation at the first attempt.

Multi task Sean and take them both down next season.

Baps is ever so upset he still hasn’t won the Champions League with his beloved French CHEATS. He said he might stay another year in order to fail just one more time. Do what ya like Baps, nobody cares anyway.

In other gossip,

Conor is actively thinking about camping out in Jocks back garden again. He says he misses the camaraderie he and Jock shared during his last stay, such as peering through the window to watch the footy, were Jock would draw the curtains ( not literally coz according to Conor, Jock can’t actually draw but he is wicked at dot to dot and colour by numbers….. apparently) laughing his nuts off. Personally I think that’s rather cruel but Conor believed it was ‘ just Jocks way’ of being kind. I know, right🤷.

Anyfookingway that’s enough gossip from me. What have you got to offer. Some meaty stories about your outlandish behaviour after several beers, or in Asif’s case after full strength pepsi with sugar. That’s bound to get him talking.

If not then play some music instead.

Hit it!