Friday Gossip & Music.

I really wish they wouldn’t do that. ⬆️

This Weeks gos.

There’s been rumblings on why the new Liverpool manager hasn’t been interviewed yet. It’s a strange one and rather unusual too. Therefore I sent one of my senior Merseyside reporters out to investigate……. Unfortunately Slot was unavailable for comment.

Apparently Dominic Solanke has a release clause of £65 million quid that can only be activated by certain clubs. I’ll let you decide/ predict which clubs they are.

In other gossip,

Knightsbridge Jerry took his Lamborghini out for a spin, literally. He ended up wrapping it around a lamp post. He was rather annoyed at first, until the pol-ice arrived. They breathalysed Jer, he was clean, obviously ( he did in fact have a rather long bath that morning ). The copper that stopped him knocked on a few doors hoping to find CCTV footage of the incident. One neighbour actually had the footage recorded.

The pol-ice officer returned to the scene and said to Jer, ” I’ve reviewed the footage sir and you are not to blame. That lamp post definitely stepped out in front of you. I’d sue the council if I were you”. Jer knew the cop was ratted, obviously.

Its Friday, so spin those decks.

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