Friday Gossip & Music.

This weeks gossip.

There’s been some news out of Television centre that the fat bastard granny fiddler has left the punditry team on the BBC. It is however stressed that it has nothing to do with the clueless moron talking like a 5 year old, or the fact he’s been eating all the pies…..doughnuts, jelly and custard….marshmallows…….chocolate cake…any cake tbh. No, the reason he is relieving us all from his nonsensical utterings is due to the fact he has to prepare his new bitch….i mean club Plymouth Argyle for going down. He’s used to things going down, says his recent squeeze n she’s 86 so she knows a thing or three.

Chavs have admitted they feel they are short of players for the forthcoming season. They’ve decided to buy a small island in the South Pacific in order to drip feed their first team squad. Well let’s face it their squad is a bit threadbare, right?

In other Gossip ,

Knightsbridge Jerry doesn’t like raw cheese……….fooking weirdo.

It’s that time of the week to share your gossip or in Oscar’s case hard facts. If ya can’t be arsed with the gossip then post some music instead.

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