Friday Gossip & Music.

This week’s gossip,

Rumour has it that Trent has been getting subbed off due to his forthcoming move to Unreal Madrid. There are a couple of theories behind this. One theory is if he gets injured then Madrid won’t come in for him next summer, stating they won’t shell out for a crock. His expiring contract appears to be an oversight, obviously.

Theory number two is Trent has been getting subbed off in order for Bradley to get more game time to ease him into taking over from Trent when Trent leaves for Unreal Madrid next summer. I’ve not yet heard of a third theory such as he might sign a new deal, but hey that doesn’t sell clicks, does it🤷.

I do have a more believable story that was placed on my desk earlier today, verified by a unreliablely reliable source.

Apparently there is a shake up in the mix involving the BlueShite and the SkipRats. It appears David ( skelitor) Moyes has been linked with a reunion with the Neanderthals from across Stanley park. ( We won’t be able to say that if they ever finance the completion of their new half built tin can ). This news has upset both 7 Hag and Dyche. Reason being 7 Hag wanted the BlueShite job once he is sacked from the SkipRats and Dyche being sacked from the BlueShite wanted to continue the demise of the SkipRats. It’s all going on in the lower realms of the Premier League.

We here in the 4KK Newsroom will keep you informed of developments.

In other gossip,

It appears 4KK is generating more posts these days than any other site. That’ll be down to the new over the counter drugs we have started selling in the 4KK shop. Stu has had a word with our suppliers and stressed to the Colombians that we’re developing a new market where we can grow the business. The drugs are not available in the 4KK public house as yet, which we are working on. We’ll be expanding the business to provide home delivery via our expansive taxi service. You’ll be able to make the call and sit back for your very special home delivery.

See how we take care of you on here?

Anyfookingway, if you’ve got any gossip then share it here, though you can always play some music instead.

Hit it!