Friday Gossip & Music.

This week’s gossip,

I have to interrupt this thread because over at the 4KK News hub we have some breaking news,

Hang on…. ( Finger in ear like a true professional reporter, awaiting news……😳)…….

Breaking news just in. Big Virg has verified, personally that he will sign a new contract to stay at Liverpool football club for another ( few ) year(s) . This is good news and as always the 4KK Newsroom breaks these stories first. But there are conditions. This by the way is the truth, it’s a god given truth n it’s a fooking good job I don’t believe in god, coz if I did I’d be in hell, or something similar 🤷.

Anyfookingway, he said ( that’s Big Virg if you’ve lost the plot already.. not surprising if you have coz I lost the plot ((will to live)) about 5 minutes ago)

He actually said he’d agree to signing a new contract if he could be a shareholder in the 4KK news room. Wow said next doors pussy. Next door but one’s ball scratcher wasn’t too chuffed either, he said,

It looks like it’s not a done deal then, for apparently obviously obvious reasons.

Trent and Mo did not get involved with any discussions regarding renewal of contracts because they are not stupid. If next door but one’s 🐕 is around then be sure next doors 🐈 is lurking in the shadows,

In other gossip ,

As was reported last week, Stu and Mike were on a bicycle trial training session for the BWC beginning in January, allegedly, but you might not have read in the local South of Liverpool (that’s anfookingwhere south of Liverpool) news what happened the following day. It could have been the previous day, I ain’t sure n neither is next doors 🐈, the stupid feline thing….eee.

Anyfookingway, to cut a long story short ( you’re out of luck there 😂) Mike was ‘apparently’ lubing himself 😳 to ease saddle soreness or something remotely similar, how remote or not remote is an issue for our legal team to investigate. Stu is on the case as we speak, so to speak 🙄 when he was accosted by a silly old bag ( old woman for those that are not cuss word savvy) who said, out loud ” I must add that Mike was playing with his nuts, balls, testicles, they’re all the same thing”, allegedly. Thankfully Mike escaped, though he did hurt his foot after kicking the windscreen out of a car that was chasing him…. obviously red necks that are Trump sympathetic weirdo’s….. But yeah, he escaped and went home to care for Daisy. She’s pregnant by the way. Her sprog is due in February .

Mike recovered from such a trauma and went back on the road, down fooking south somewhere probably near Bath, n met up with Stu to continue training for the bicycle world championship trials.

As they were riding up a hill….it was definitely not a mountain like Asif rides his horse up and down in Birmingham, it was definitely a hill. As they were almost at the summit of the hill a horn beeped. Stu looked at Mike as Mike peered at Stu… They both said in unison…..” Not the wife’s…..again”

The horn from the car behind kept on beeping. Stu turned his head to see the car behind and gave it the finger…… The driver was like, hey you two, what the actual fook are you doing riding up this hill? ( It was a very small hill to be honest) Mike looked behind and said to Stu, ” I’m sure that’s Knightsbridge Jerry”. Stu replied, ” What? What the fook is he doing here, in the middle of nowhere?”

Mike responded ” 🤷”

Knightsbridge Jerry pulled along side and bellowed, ” Hey you nutters, do you want a lift home in my Porsche? Both Stu and Mike declined for obviously obvious reasons ( I’ll have to commission next doors 🐈 to investigate such reasons ) and rode down the not so ) steep hill without the aid of brakes. Knightsbridge Jerry turned around his Porsche, went home and got into his Lamborghini to meet a few ladies of the night 😳. Anyway he had lots of fun and wasn’t even stopped the pol-ice, not even once……… But he did have to see a doctor in the morning in case he contracted a STD. He was fine, after hours of checks in the local…..pub.

Mike and Stu returned home to their respective wife’s. Fooknose what time Knightsbridge Jerry got home 🤷.

Word on the street is Paul and Oscar or coming over to Liverpool, in a virtual sense, very soon.

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