Friday Gossip & Music.

This weeks gossip ,

Granny fiddler has stated he can’t wait to get sacked……..again so he can pop over to Australia to make sure his lil wifey doesn’t cheat on him in the jungle. Nobody cares ya Wazzack.

7 Hag ( otherwise known as 10 excuses) has come out…..for the first time in a week. He said, peering into the abyss, ” So that’s what clouds look like.”

Arne contacted the 4KK Newsroom yesterday to say thanks for all the support and he will take up the offer of a tuna dinner during the pointless international break. I looked to next doors 🐈 to ask, ” Do you know anything about this?” She said, ” For fooks sake Red….nope” I know she’s lying.

In other gossip,

Jer bought a new bicycle a couple of days ago and has, can you believe, been in training to match the ultimate fitness levels of Stu and Mike, professing he too wants to compete in the World bicycle trials in January.

Jer was travelling around the hills somewhere near Bath looking for Stu and Mike……he caught up with the two on a brow of a hill ( fooking huge mountain, actually). He shouted, “STU…..MIKE…) Stu turned to Mike as Mike looked to Stu….. ” It’s Jer,” said Stu. ” I know,” said Mike, ” But what the actual fook is he doing with a bike attached to the roof of his Porsche?” Stu replied, ” Fooked if I know, the weirdo.” At that instant Jer changed gear and shouted out of the window as he descended the massive, like I mean huge bump in the road, ” Race ya down to the pub, Asif’s horse is getting the drinks in”….vroom…… Jer was gone. ” Mike said, ” He’s fooking nuts.” Stu replied, ” I know 🤷”.

I’m sure you’ve all got a wee bit of gos to share, so don’t be shy n spill. If not, you can always play some music instead.

Hit it!