Friday Gossip & Music.

This weeks gossip ,

It’s been a bit stormy here recently. Last night was especially stormy. Next doors 🐈 popped out for her usual late night prowl but she was back within 10 minutes, revealing. ” Fook me, Red it’s that windy out there it almost blew me fooking fur coat off.” It must have been very windy out there then.

According to Granny fiddler’s missus, he likes to write poems to her when away from home. Well, I doubt he wrote them coz the daft bastard can hardly speak a coherent sentence so I doubt he’d know how to actually write a coherent sentence, not dissimilar to Meltdown Tommy, he’s a thick bastard too that struggles with the English language, the 🤡.

Apparently Mo and the club’s negotiations have stalled due to Mo wanting a three year deal. Good luck with that, Mo.

A report is also circulating that Trent has been offered £400K on a five year deal. His brother ( and agent ) will inform Unreal Madrid who will undoubtedly offer a few quid more.

In other gossip,

Stu asked his dog if she wanted to go for a walk, Daisy said” Are you nuts,” as she peered out of the window, continuing, ” Look at that weather out there. If you want to go for a walk then go, but count me out. I’m staying here in front of the fire.” On that, Stu took his coat from the hanger and took himself for a walk……on his own.

Time for you lot to spill ya goss, if you haven’t any then play some music instead.

Hit it!