Friday Gossip & Music.

This weeks gossip,

It’s been reported that when Ancelotti was asked where was Jude on Wednesday? He responded by saying he was being rested. The reporter mentioned, ” But he was on the pitch” The UnReal Madrid head coach quipped, ” Was he? I didn’t notice.” The reason he didn’t notice is because Jude was hiding in Grav’s pocket all match.

Before he could be questioned why Conor Bradley mastered Baps Ancelotti skulked off in a huff. He did play with his face but his nails aren’t as sharp as the ‘scratchy one ‘ so no physical damage was done, only a lesson in football, though he didn’t thank us for the tutorial, the miserable git.

In other gossip,

Alan opened up yesterday and admitted he’s easy. Apparently all the ladies like it like that. Way to go, Alan. We’re all very proud of you, well perhaps Ginge isn’t but that’s understandable, I suppose.

Dimi’s magic ball 😳 predicted a 2-0 win on Wednesday night. He’s got a clever ball, though to be fair the prediction was aired 20 seconds before the final whistle, but still the prediction was right, right.

You know you’ve got lots n lots of Goss to share so go on then. If not then play some music instead.

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