Friday Gossip & Music.

This week’s Goss.

Well, it’s been a funny old week to be frank…my name isn’t actually frank, frankfully.

Can you believe the BlueShite bought a win? That came out of the blue ( shite ) coz they can’t even afford to complete shed mark 2. But hey, I’ll be kind to them…….not. I can’t stand them but they’re not my no. Uno hate, that’s reserved for those stupid lil SkipRats at the shitty end of the East Lancs road. It appears their bubble has burst……again.

Amorin or whatever his fooking name is said it’s only natural to lose matches, this is SkipRats after all, he said. Ole is waiting eagerly in the wings, hoping to fish some scraps.

Kweeve called the newsroom this morning, yesterday actually coz it’s Friday when you ( don’t bother to ) read this but it’s actually yesterday when I wrote ( writing ) this. I need a lie down…with my rooftop tennis partner would be acceptable, for obviously obvious reasons.

Anyfookingway he said he’s sorry he let the ball pass him by on Wednesday. My secretary ( next doors 🐈, obviously) said, “Don’t worry about it Kweeve, Knightsbridge Jerry let’s everything past him n he drives a Porsche”. Kweeve was so happy next doors 🐈 isn’t annoyed. Though he did state he’ll be hiding behind closed doors for a day or three, understandable really when my secretary is a tad annoyed.

Stay safe, Kel. Next door but one’s 🐕 has your back…..

Well, I didn’t expect that…🙄.

In other gossip,

Oscar took a large dump on a small toilet. The Brazilian sewage system is in meltdown because of it. The President isn’t best pleased with Oscar but hey, imagine if he took a small dump on a large toilet, we’d never see him again after falling in. 🤷

Well it’s Friday morning ( it’s actually Thursday night tbh ) so I’ve gossiped enough so now it’s your turn, though you can always play some music instead, if ya like.

Hit it!