Friday Gossip & Music.

Well, it’s been a funny old week,

Your Friday Gossip and music starts here. I’ll type a load of shite but you know that already. In fact if anyone reads beyond this sentence I’ll be fooking flabber me gasted til ….. Saturday morning…at least.

Apparently there’s a purge on all things BlueShite. Rooney was knobbled on New Year’s Eve…..though to be honest that’s another story which I can’t disclose on a family site such as this. What I can discuss though is Dyche being sacked for being shite, well let’s be honest, he does talk like he’s got a knob stuck down his throat 🙄. Is that kinda speak allowed? 😳🤔🤭.

Swiftly moving on. Trent said he was happy to be rested for most of the match on Wednesday, the rest of the team said they were too. Mo said he’s not being distracted by all the speculation about his contract but did mention the £50K a week pay rise would be welcome as he’s struggling to make ends meet. Trent agreed, big Virg told them both to fook off n focus on the actual job they’re actually paid to perform. Well said big Virg.

We here at the 4KK Newsroom cannot verify this conversation actually existed because it’s not been released yet by the Mail. N we all know how reliable they are ( ‘nt ). I’m sure it’s all true though…ish.

In other gossip,

Stu took his bike out this morning and took it back in again. It’s friggin cold out there, said Stu’s bike. To be fair, the bike isn’t wrong. I had a bike once but I got rid of it because every fooker wanted to ride her…I mean it. 🤭.

Anyfookingway, enough of my reminiscing, I’m sure you’ve all got lots to share so fire away. If you can’t be bothered sharing your juicy ( or not so juicy ) stories then play some music instead.

Hit it!