Friday Gossip & Music.

This weeks Gossip,

David ( Skeletor ) Moyes has returned to management at the level he’s accustomed to and began blaming the previous manager and owner for the sorry state the BlueShite are in, which kind of reminds me how the current Prime Minister blames the previous wanker in the job before him. To be fair they’ve both probably got a point but that doesn’t take away the fact that they are both fooking shite at what they do. Trump has pledged to invade the country to sort it out, well let’s face it, he wants to invade every country……apart from China, he’s scared of China…….the Orange wanker.

Marca ( or whatever the fook it’s called ) has stated Trent is definitely off to UnReal Madrid in the summer…….and they call this news?🤷

A lil fact here to add to the gossip. Did you know that when we signed Firms in 2015 the club added a anti Arsenal clause in his contract? The clause was for £83 million, except for Arsenal. The reason this clause was added is because the cheeky bastards thought they could get ‘The biter ‘ for £40 mil and a quid. True this btw, next doors 🐈 told me. Seriously though that is fact.

In other gossip,

Mike took Daisy the 🐄 for a walk along the beach earlier. Well, I say beach….it was more of a canal really. After half an hour he became tired. He sat down on a bench for a moment and pondered what to do? Daisy looked at him n said, ” You’re not getting a ride home on my back, ya great lump.” Mike was rather upset by this and suggested a barbecue for one when they get home. Daisy realised she’d be the barbeque and giggled, ” I was only kidding, jump aboard then”

At that moment Asif rode by on his horse ( fooknose what he was doing in Mikes neck of the woods, or rather canal ) Asif asked if Mike would like a lift home. Mike looked at Asif and then glanced at the horse before asking, “Has the horse been drinking today?” Asif responded his horse hasn’t been drinking and hasn’t touched a drop since new year’s eve….but that’s another story. It’s a bloody good story too.

Daisy the cow gulped as Mike accepted the lift. Daisy with tears in her eyes asked,” Does that mean I’m going to be barbequed tonight, daddy?” She always calls Mike daddy when she’s nervous. Mike replied, “No, you silly sausage.” I don’t think Daisy was overly confident with that remark. Was she going to be sausages, she wondered.

Asif took Mike home as Daisy forlornly followed at a distance….just in case she has to make a run for it.

Time to share your gossip but nay ( do you see what I did there?🙄) matter, you can always play some music instead.

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