Friday Gossip & Music.

This weeks gossip,

Well bugger me sideways, it looks like our season is over.

Knocked out of the FA fooking cup by Plymouth Arfookinggle.. You can just hear Shrek ( granny fiddler ) claiming it’s all down to him…..the fat, ugly, incoherent bastard.

Sorry about that….i had a very important phone call n next doors 🐈 took over the keyboard and won’t let me change anything. She does have rather large claws and an even larger gun.

Its a pea shooter fffs….well that’s what she tells me. She’s offered a demonstration, which I politely declined for obviously obvious reasons.

Anyfookingway, we’re out of Europe too because……..just because..okay!

We’re out of the league cup too because……same as above……. just befooking coz….

Now we are left drowning our sorrows ( well Knightsbridge Jerry is, according to Asif horse, Darwin. They’ve become good friends, apparently). We are struggling in the league. We look shite and even the BlueShite could catch us…… Sorry, next doors 🐈 typed that, the daft pussy.

One of my many Merseyside reporters contacted Arne earlier today to ask for an interview. Slot told him to fook off, mentioning he’ll only speak to the news editor ( that’s me 😁 ) in the newsroom studio. ( He didn’t but as it’s my article I can make up what the actual fook I like, right 👍)

Arne popped in earlier ….around 3.30pm. He praised me and my secretary ( next doors 🐈 ) for the great work we do giving you good people all the up to date and current news. He also mentioned he’ll be sure to pop into the 4KK public house before his hair grows back.

If you want to view the interview in its entirety then you’ll have to log on to my private blog site. The price is a standard £9.99 per hour.

In other gossip ,

Cust decided he needed fresh eggs for his breakfast this morning. He remembered the best place he’s ever tasted eggs and decided to get in his plane and fly off to pick up a pack of twelve.

Well there’s no point flying to Portugal for a six pack is there, fffs 🤷.

If you’re wondering ( which you’re probably not ) why is there a little plane above the big plane…..well, it’s for emergencies, apparently. You never know, the big plane might run out of fuel. Let’s hope the little plane has been topped up with fuel……Another explanation of why the little plane is mounting the bigger plane is something I can’t go into on a family site such as this……but if you’re interested it’s on my blog at the end of the Arne interview at a price previously disclosed as £9.99 per hour.

When Cust got home he was almost salivating at the thought of eating those eggs from his fave place in Portugal….. unfortunately two were cracked…Cust was proper pissed off with that.

As you all know, this is music and gossip night ( probably a friggin week actually, with no fooking footy going on ) so pop in, spread your rumours, I mean gossip or play a few tunes instead.

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