Friday Gossip & Music.

Can you believe it, next door but one’s fathered a puppy recently and yesterday all the Easter eggs were eaten…. questions were asked. The puppy was grilled…..not literally for obviously obvious reasons. The lil cute as fook fooker admitted it…….Guilty as charged. No food for him for a while…….but with those puppy dog eyes he’ll probably be fed once he stops being sick after eating all that friggin chocolate.

This weeks gossip ,

News recently in, sourced by Cust is Big Virg has been offered £100 mil to join the French CHEATS. Well who can blame him since he needs the money so much. It must be difficult being as skint as an elite premier League footballer. Personally I’m glad I’m not one because being skint isn’t funny at all.

Trent some time ago said he wants to be captain of his hometown club. He meant it too…… before fooking off the the Spanish CHEATS.

Mo said fook your money, just give me a 3 year contract so I can continue breaking records… My kinda guy.

Trump licked Putin’s bottom. Putin licked Trumps bottom and then stated if America annex Greenland then Russia will increase their military presence in the Arctic……don’t you just enjoy a love hate relationship?

In other gossip,

Stu and Mike went for a bike ride today around the Bristol Channel…their wives were in the car behind….just in case of emergency, not saying they aren’t fit but they do get a tow up a hill by Stu’s missus…or Mikes missus. It depends who can be arsed driving at any given time…

Anyfookingway, they sat on the banks of the Bristol Channel where Stu got out his rod……don’t be rude, their wives are present….and cast a line to see if his fishing skills are still as crap as they were when he was a kid…..Mike opened up his laptop and began pressing keys. Stu looked at him and asked,”What are you doing, Mike?”

Mike replied, ” I’m phishing too, Stu.” Stu smiled and said it was good Mike is able to fish without a rod and praised the beauty of the interweb.

Get ya Goss in before the season reboots on Wednesday, or if ya can’t be arsed then play some music instead.

Hit it!