Friday gossip & music.

Here is your weekly gossip & music blog.

Word on the street is Baps has decided to move to Australia rather than UnReal Madrid. His reasoning behind this decision has not been verified by the 4KK newsroom but my roaming world wide Correspondent says it’s due to the fact he wants to be close to Romps. That’s a bit weird but understandable….ish 🤔.

Jordan ( I’m a hypocrite wanker ) Henderson has revealed he only moved to Ajax because they can enhance his career but also show him some really odd stuff in the nightclubs of Amsterdam. Not quite sure what he means by that but rather than sending over one of my European reporters I’ve decided to investigate this personally. My flight is booked and all medical stuff has been packed. I can’t reveal what I’ve packed for obviously obvious reasons but let’s say I’ll be well taken care of in the downstairs department. Yes I’ve booked a ground floor apartment 🙄🤭.

Trent has stated ( in a personal interview with one of my Merseyside reporters ) that he wants a transfer out of Liverpool because he understands his defending is woeful. He stated Conor Bradley is a far superior defender. Well, he’s not wrong.

Big Virg has thrown his ring in the hat……🤔….. I mean his hat in the ring to become the next LFC Manager. The only person against this is someone anonymous. Personally I think it’s Jock. It’s well documented he wants Robbo as the next manager.

None of these stories have yet been verified here in the newsroom but we’ll endeavour to keep you posted.

In other gossip,

Fooknose what that’s about⬆️. But there is a point to it, apparently.

Music boxes do require turning. Word out is if you don’t turn them then they don’t actually work. A lesson there for us all ☹️.

Dave the tractor popped over earlier to remove my car from next doors front wall. I said it’s not my 🚗, I don’t fooking drive. He said it might not be your 🚗 but you drove it into next doors wall n next doors 🐈 is furious. I said she can’t be furious coz she’s sitting next to me. Dave the tractor said no, she left ages ago, next door but ones 🐕 is taking care of you now, as you can’t be left alone. I said so how the fook did I drive into next doors wall? Dave the tractor said, Well you didn’t technically, it was next door but ones 🐕 but he swapped seats with you playing musical chairs.

I’ve never liked that fooker, next door but ones 🐕 that is, Dave the tractor is a very good friend. My doctors disagree but what the actual fook do they know🤷

I’ve not been arrested yet because next door but ones 🐕 got me out of the 🚗 and placed a friend there instead. The pol-ice are gonna have a tough job getting a confession out of him.

Tell us all the meaty gossip you’ve heard this week. If you’re not into gossip ( I am, I fooking love a bit of gossip) then pop on over n play some music instead.

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