Friday Gossip & Music, New Year addition.

This weeks Gossip,

It’s been a funny old week, CHEATS messed up again. Who said the BlueShite aren’t our friends?…….Oh, that was probably me 😁. Chavs being Chavy and the SkipRats eating out of skips……again.

Its certainly been a lovely week innit. Tomorrow the Arse will probably beat the Tractor boys from Suffolk but hey, we’ll still be 6 PTS clear on Sunday when we blow the bubbles to the curb and hammer the irons ( the wankers ).

Granny fiddler has had a very Merry Christmas…..perhaps he should lay off the booze coz he’s gonna get the chop soon….Well, according to his missus, he already had that done after their fourth child.

Arne said he doesn’t want to chat about contracts out in the open, so he took one of my 4KK reporter’s behind closed doors to reveal all. My reporter told me everything but unfortunately I am unable to reveal anything as yet, under pain of death, well a slapping about the face actually.

In other gossip,

Knightsbridge Jerry has bought a new car. He said it is a present for himself since he’s been a good boy all year but he doesn’t believe in Santa ( who doesn’t believe in Santa Claus? The weirdo ) Anyfookingway, he said he bought it because he wants to sell his Lamborghini. He used to love that car, until he crashed it into a tree some time ago.

Jer was so excited buying his new wheels, he said, Fook me it’s even got wings. That makes it a plane, Jer not a friggin car. I’m not sure he knows how to pilot a plane but I’m sure we’ll soon find out….,when he crashes it in a building somewhere near you. He likes to crash things, it’s his favourite sport. Well Knightsbridge Jerry sure has enough money to do such things, the jammy fooker.

I’m fairly certain you have a bit of Goss to share, so share it. If not then play some music instead.

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