Friday Night Music
Right, Red has blamed error 504 for not producing the FNM post today so I have stepped in. One fooking thing you can be fooking sure of is there will be no fooks, fooking or fooked in this article. I will make sure it is a fooking, fook-free festival of fun and frolics.
Not much news to report this week except to say that sadly our ethics advisor Lord Archer (Baron Archer of Weston-Super-Mare) has suddenly resigned from his post. We have absolutely no idea why he left whilst describing his position as “odious”.
Lord Archer was asked to cast his eye over the 4KK taxi operation but only a matter of hours into his investigation he announced that he was resigning with immediate effect and left 4kk Towers in a great hurry refusing our offer of one of our taxis to take him to the airport.
We would just like to thank Lord Archer for all his great work for us over many years. He has been a great servant to us and without wishing to cast any doubt whatsoever on his character, in Red’s words he was “a bit of a fooking snowflake” (sorry that one slipped through Great Aunt Stu’s naughty word checker).
Anyway, let the music begin always assuming you can actually access the site, of course.
* For our friends from strange and foreign lands (including Jock) I should just say that Jeffrey Archer is a best selling author and was a Tory MP now Lord. He was found guilty of perjury and perverting the course of justice yet, despite receiving a jail sentence, is still a serving member of the House of Lords and now, an ex ethics advisor.
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