Friday night music on 4KK

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It’s here again…..it’s Friday music time on 4KK.

Stu, Jock and I popped over to the 4KK pub early today. Stu was concerned about last week’s alleged break-in, even though it was Stu himself that was cleaning the place up n spooked myself and Jock. He’s a funny fooker is our Stu.

Where the fook was I?
Oh yeah, we heard some odd noises from behind the pub, it’s where we store our taxi’s…I thought we were being robbed so I asked Jock to investigate, he’s good at stuff like that, being military n all. Stu looked at me. I looked at Stu n we both thought🤷 Jock will sort it.

To cut to the chase, Jock returned n said next door’s 🐈 has been tuning the motors, which actually fits in to tonight’s article.
( Fooknose if I’ll get away with that blag link )

The public 🏠 is open for business so pop ya selves in, grab a chair, if you can find one after Jerry threw one at Conor, who threw one at Mi!e, who through one at some other fooker….last week.

It’s been a funny old week ( I know no fooker reads these but humour me fffs )

Ronnie stilettos is so annoyed he can’t leave to play Champions League football he’s considering signing for TNS, though I’m pretty certain they’ve already been knocked out.

Ten Hag has asked for a transfer. I’m not sure that works for managers. They usually get kicked out with millions in their pockets. Managers have big pockets, didn’t ya know?

Anyway, back to the music.
We here in the 4KK pub enjoy music from the 4 Korners of the planet. Be it a lil bit of country ( mine and Mike’s favourite) or a lil bit of summat fooking else. This is going on long enough so I’ll wrap it up in an hour or three.

Music has an amazing quality to set you in the mood you were probably already in, though who knows what mood you were in🤷

Charge your glasses as we charge you for your taxi’s boom boom. Old I know but the oldies are the best, according to Mike n who the fook am I to disagree.

A special mention for our dear friend Greg. As you know he’s having a rough time at the moment, so Greg, we all love you brother and wish you good health👊👊👊

Don’t forget your predictions…again.

Catch y’all in a few days.

I suppose I’d better shut the fook up now n let you play your tunes.

The taxi’s have been cleaned and fuelled for your convenience.

This is 4KK where music happens on a Friday…or any other fooking day for that matter….

Hit it!

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