Friday night music on 4KK.
Friday’s come around but once a week…Next doors 🐈 says so , so it must be true🤔.
Personally I believe she’s lying but I dare not tell her…..she’s a feisty fooker…n her.mother is worse….as for her dad? Jeez. Ya don’t wanna mess with him.
The doors of the 4KK public house are slightly ajar….Stu is fixing one of the springs, so knock him off his ladder at your leisure.
It’s been a funny old week,
A donkey was picked for the England squad… Now I’m all for equality and equal opportunities but a donkey? Jeez the world is PfookingC nuts.
Then again Naby jack the lad offed his pop when injured. At least the donkey is too friggin slow to pull a hammy….though to be fair he did mention he pulled a gerbil in a pub once or twice. He once stooped to a rat but got his head kicked in when he couldn’t keep it up…..Read into that what ya like.
Arthur has taken measures to improve himself fitness wise. My Assistant Manager Conor believes he wants a trial with the 4KK fantasy footy team. Not surprising really.
Anyway, back to the music….. music? Is it Friday already?….. apparently so.
We here in the 4KK pub proper appreciate music from the 4 Korners of the planet.
We do like a lil bit of this n that…ows ya father aaah,. Aaaah, nudge nudge wink, say no more kinda stuff…well they did when I spent a lot of time in London. Peculiar accent, them Londoners.
When I was working in Indonesia they enjoyed the Scouse accent, especially when I took next doors 🐈 to the pub with me. They’d spend all their time talking to her n ignore me.
I made that bit up btw….they couldn’t understand a word she was meowing.
Anyway, back to the music….🤷
Charge ya glasses and we’ll charge you for your ride home…..Daisy is available at a discount, but if you prefer high end quality then the 4KK taxis are available at your convenience. The Columbian drug barons have upgraded the taxi’s….or rather enlarged the boot ( trunk to our American friends) in order to fit more contraband in. You just never know what you might be almost sitting on in one of our taxi’s. Fun though, no?
Anyway I’ve still got a chest of fooking drawers to erect …..don’t be rude. I got as far as taking the crap out of the box….looked longingly at the wood…screws… N other stuff n thought fook this I’ll have a beer…. obviously.
Is this another ramble…..or as Jer says, a muse? Fooknose.
The taxis are fuelled and cleaned for your convenience.
This is 4KK where music doesn’t last as long as the shite I type…Next doors 🐈 nudged me n made me say that.
Hit it!
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