Friday night music on 4KK, special edition.
Good evening, afternoon or whatever fooking time of day it is chaps and chapette.
Today/ night..fooknose🤷 we have a very special edition ( didn’t you read the headline⬆️ ) of Friday night music. Queen are banned and you WILL be sent a taxi coz they are shite. Then again the 4KK taxi firm could use the fares so post away.
Stu opened the doors early this morning coz he wanted to do stuff around the place. Stu likes doing stuff. Jock and I wonder what stuff he’s doing and have come up with a plan to install CCTV, just don’t tell Stu coz that kinda defeats the friggin object, so keep it ( quiet ). I might have added the secret brackets a bit late but hey, who reads my shite anyway?
Well it’s been a funny old week.
I only had one fooking day off.
Naby the fake injury fella lad is offing his popping to his National team.
Speaking of offing ones popping, the Queen won’t be available to play footy for at least 2 weeks, according to Stu. I should make him chief of all chief reporters but I couldn’t afford his wages. 0% of 0% is far beyond my 4KK news budget at this time. Austerity n all that Malarky is proper reducing revenue, apart from the Columbian drug lords’ input, obviously.
Anyway, back to the music,
It’s time to reminisce on times gone by and the loss we’ve recently suffered during these times of hardship.
A light amongst all things light passed away in 1980, so let’s play some Bon Scott AC fooking DC music fffs.
In all seriously seriousness post wtf ya like.
We here in the 4KK pub enjoy music from the 4 Korners of the planet….as long as it isn’t Queen, Elvis fooking whatever his name is, jedward ( sorry Soop, I know you’re a fan) Prince, apart from Purple rain…I do like that one and finally but not least….baccarra, I’m so annoyed I typed the speeeling wrong, unlike me I know.
But other than those all is good……. especially Latino.
As you are aware, Naby is unavailable for selection. The Queen is unavailable too but my medics say she’ll be available long before Naby the..c++t lad will be. Good news there then.
Charge your glasses and pop into the 4KK public house and play your music ( excluding the aforementioned, obviously ) or simply pop the fook in for a chat.
The taxis have been cleaned and fuelled for your convenience.
This is 4KK where music is louder than next door but ones 🐕 ( that’s a dog btw, not a fooking 🐈) farts, thankfully.
Popcorn is available…
Hit it!
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