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Your weekly gossip & music column.

It’s been widely speculated that a certain Spaniard was potentially coming to Liverpool. Apparently those rumours are unfounded, but do we know why Xabi has decided to stay at Leverkusen? I put one of my reporters to work on the case.

Apparently, according to sourced information he’s staying were he is due to the lack of investment in his cheese factory. ( It took some time to melt this story but facts are facts and we in the newsroom only deal in facts 🙄). Yes Xabi has a cheese factory and FSG refused to buy shares in his up and coming business venture. His potential arrival at LFC is now toast.

In other gossip,

Jock has decided to venture into enemy territory wearing nothing but a kilt and a sporran. Apparently he’s getting married in a far off place called Oldham. Fooknose why but if it makes him happy then we should all be happy too.

The English run away to Gretna Green to tie the knot. Apparently the Scots run away to Oldham for that kinda stuff. I know 🤷.

Both of these news stories have been verified by next doors 🐈, so they must be true, right?🤔.

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