It’s that FNM feeling.
Brotherly love (I blame Meghan)
<FNM is back here in the 4KK public house. We thank our guests for last weeks Saturday night road show 🙄.
Christmas and New Year is behind us so you can stop shaking hands with strangers on the street and wishing them a happy new year and then realising you’d never met the fooker before in your life.
Well, it’s been a funny old week,
Naby jack the sicknote lad hasn’t been seen in training,to the surprise of us all.
Ronnie stilettos is banned from playing for his new club in South Africa. Reasons are yet unknown but conflicting reports suggest he either boarded the wrong flight ( hence the reason no fooker knows who the fooker is ) or he threw one of his ( many ) stilettos at a security officer at passport control….in South Africa.
Anyway, back to the music.
Music can fill one’s heart with so many emotions, be it a heart warming feeling that makes you want to snuggle up with someone you love…or perhaps someone you want to love. Alternatively you might just want to get inside her ( or his )….head🙄 to make that person feel ( don’t be rude )…special.
You might also want to throw the cd or record in the street, stamp on it several times before heading home in an absolute rage. Who knows 🤷.
2023 promises to behave itself, unlike that naughty 2022 were it allowed all kinds of weird stuff, such as Jedward n other….well….weird stuff like Abba, fffs.
Next door but ones 🐕 is actually a fan, so he’s been banished to a kennel in deepest, darkest Wales until at least Sunday, the naughty doggie.
Stu has been busy ( as always ) replacing broken chairs, polishing tables and restocking the bar….ok I lied about restocking the bar but he has provided lots n lots of pepsi Max for Asif.
Pop on in and enjoy the music 🤔… Share some laughs and stories of life.
We, the management team are sure you’re wondering if the taxis are available tonight. Well it’s a pleasure to announce they are back after the driver’s lil vacation ( we weren’t paying them treble friggin time. We’re not made of money fffs ) they will be happy to drive you home as the night wears on.
Enjoy the music, chat and ambience of the 4KK pub.
This is 4KK where music is louder than Ronnie stilettos rolling about the floor after breaking a heel.
Hit it!
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