Liverpool vs WHU?

Next up it’s David Cameron’s favourite team Aston Villa Burnley West Ham United or the fookin ‘ammers as Dave likes to call them.

I understand that Antonio will not be playing for West Ham today (Hurrah) and that just confirms for me there is a Dog otherwise our defence could have been in for a torrid time though it might still be ;-/. Anyway, looking on the brightside as I always try to do, we might be lacking in defence a little but we are better than West Ham in every other position. So I fully expect a good win tonight.

Alerted by a poster on another site. I looked up the Moh scale of hardness which ranks players according to their hardness and goes from from diamond at the hardest level right down to chalk at the softest level. The poster found that using this scale Matip was deemed to be roughly equivalent to a quaver caught in a thunderstorm. For our overseas visitors who don’t know what a quaver is the picture below is the closest I could get……*

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Alternatively, it is a puffed up cheese flavored/flavoured corn crisp that just melts in the mouth. Mmmmm quavers 😉

Team selection is difficult. Klopp gives very little away in his pressers but usually gives the impression that everything is just fine (see above) so I am going to assume that none of our current absentees will make the starting lineup and just hope that one or two at least make the bench. That means I have excluded Keita, Alcantara and Matip and assumed Klopp will give Williams another start rather than using Hendo in the CB position. Team: Alisson, TAA, Williams, Gomez, Robbo, Gini, Hendo, Jota, Mane, Firmino, Salah.