The price of dog biscuits in China 🤷.

Firstly, don’t blame me for the heading. Greg paid top dollar to advertise it. Thanks Greg. I’ll use the 💰💰💰💰💰 wisely,ish.

We are all suffering right now with the interfookingnational break but it does give us time to reflect, or just get ratted.

Football today is so far removed to how it was when I was a lad. Back then players where men, men that would stand their ground, be it only on a footy pitch. Today players, not all, role around on the floor like dickheads. I am certain they practice theatrics hoping for massive clicks on their social thingy accounts.

Footy is a funny old game.

You have the likes of the BlueShite believing they are good, despite fighting relegation year after year, but hey let the delusional dream amongst their nightmares. Fooking BlueShite caaaaanuts. That’s cunts but I didn’t want to fooking swear.

Manure, or as I prefare to call them, SkipRats actually believe they are good. Well to be fair they are good at rolling around the floor getting their belly tickled as we slot 7 past the gobshites.

On to Newcastle, I won’t on this occasion call them Saudi United because this is a seriously serious thread, obviously. N that’s enough said about those dickwits. Their manager is a wanker that couldn’t take the heat at Burnley so fooked back off to Bournemouth, the tosser.

Chavs? Have I mentioned Chavs yet? I’m saving the best til last. These absolute noobs believe buying every player under the sun will make them relevant in the world of football. It won’t make them relevant but it will for sure give all of us a proper giggle, progressing into a belly laugh. One might even laugh so hard that your next door neighbour might call a ambulance for your own safety. Laughing is good but in moderation only. Which is a bit difficult with so many numpties to laugh at.

Anyfookingway, what is this article about? I ain’t got a clue, I merely wrote it.

Open thread to talk about whatever you want to talk about.

We are LIVERPOOL and Fook the rest!